Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more
like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of
beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking
beer with the
guys/team after the
game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your
box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.