mass ass 

1. a severe condition in which a woman's ass is out of proportion with the rest of the body.

2. a ass so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.

3. a ass so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it's cellulite

4. Booty for days or ass for days--Ebonics

Rhinocop-I hooked up w/ Heavy D last night
Ian-What did you do?
Rhinocop-Yea i tapped that...
Ian-...You mean you got tapped by the mass ass
Rhinocop-Yea!
Ian-Your sick!

mass ass by Curtis "Billion Dollar Budget" Jackson April 24, 2006

mass ass 

A condition in which a woman has a normally proportioned body except her extremely large butt. It is frequent occurance in Massachusetts.

At first I found the cashier quite attractive, until she stepped out from behind the counter and I saw her mass ass.

mass ass by Scottus April 29, 2005

Ass Mass 

A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.

You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs

Ass Mass by -vMAN- December 3, 2009

Ass to Mass 

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.

No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.

Ass to Mass by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass 

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

M-ass-kholes

Brainwashed tools; useless idiots; Useful idiots; fool; pseudo-intellectuals; quacks.
1. A person or persons who can't research valid medical white papers aka medical facts proving wearing a mask can't stop any viral or bacterial infection, ever. They infact, often promote them when worn constantly and want to impose their lies and ignorance on others.
2. A person(s) who believes anything they hear from MSM and "medical looking people" (many of whom create drugs that kill and maim thousands of people, intentionally) used to promote narratives that are designed to control "sheeple" thru lies and medical quackery.
3. Total jerks, "assholes" who don't mind their own business who are wearing masks themselves so they should be "protected". In doing so being a racist, fool, virtue signaling, gas lighting asshat becomes "socially acceptable" to other "M-ass-kholes" around them. Usually involves mobile phone videos/false shaming.
4. Government and authority figures who use draconian laws to pretend their made up mask "laws" to control a free societies citizenry, religious groups, jobs, business are a lawful order when it is completely ILLEGAL and or an unConstitutional act.

I was riding the bus when these "M-ass-kholes" came up to me wearing three masks each saying, "You are placing us all in 'danger'. "

M-ass-kholes by ARsithuldore March 5, 2021

massassian 

One who is a member of Massassi (the website or the ancient race).

MadQuack is a massassian

massassian by Aaron March 24, 2003