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mason king 

a super hottie bomb person who definitely is cool
omg did you know a mason king is coming to our school?”
wow we should give him money he sounds so cool”
Words you can keep
to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them
“i’m being a mason
“who invited mason
“i’m masoning so hard rn”
masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019
Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.
"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"
Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

masoning out 

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.
person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."
masoning out by SKOA March 7, 2011
A person or thing that sits my its self, makes little to no noise and also makes the room or area very un-nerving.
"That guy over there is totally masoning." Or, "That lamp back there is really masoning up the place."
Masoning by Mason2.0 March 28, 2015
‘Past tense: Masoned’

To keep a person in a conversation which they want to end.

This can be done by continuing to talk, not allowing the person time to end the conversation; or, engaging a person to stay in the conversation by asking closed questions, and then continuing to talk.
“I knew they wanted to get me off the phone so I started masoning them.”
Masoning by anonymous November 10, 2021
(1) masoning is a term for a guy named mason that is gay and likes to be the bottom in sexual intercourse between 10 homosexual male transgenders. (2) masoning can also be used to call teen males an idiot or a dumb-ass
I am masoning today.
masoning by anonymous91839274 November 30, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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