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to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them
“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”
masoning by bigboisonly October 31, 2019
Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.
"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"
Masoning by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

masoning out 

the act of being habitually and extremely late, or delaying a meeting until it is too late and must be cancelled.

The person performing the act typically will deny that it happens, or claim that it only happens rarely.
person #1: "where is he, he said he was on his way here an hour ago?"
person #2: "he is just masoning out we might as well start without him."
masoning out by SKOA March 7, 2011
A person or thing that sits my its self, makes little to no noise and also makes the room or area very un-nerving.
"That guy over there is totally masoning." Or, "That lamp back there is really masoning up the place."
Masoning by Mason2.0 March 28, 2015
‘Past tense: Masoned’

To keep a person in a conversation which they want to end.

This can be done by continuing to talk, not allowing the person time to end the conversation; or, engaging a person to stay in the conversation by asking closed questions, and then continuing to talk.
“I knew they wanted to get me off the phone so I started masoning them.”
Masoning by anonymous November 10, 2021
(1) masoning is a term for a guy named mason that is gay and likes to be the bottom in sexual intercourse between 10 homosexual male transgenders. (2) masoning can also be used to call teen males an idiot or a dumb-ass
I am masoning today.
masoning by anonymous91839274 November 30, 2021
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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