maseta

A miser, a cheapo, someone who doesn't like to spend any money, stingy, frugal, tight-wad. Physically expressed by folding one arm up and hitting the palm of the other hand with the bent elbow.

"That guy is super maseta!"

by TitoInPuertoRico May 8, 2007

maseta

dick, penis (In Puerto Rico, usually seen in reggaeton lyrics)

"Maseta papi, maseta"

by boricua en la luna April 1, 2009

maseta

A large, heavy shit. Must be hard, ungiving, and must make a large splash when it hits the water. A direct translation is "flower-pot", so you see the connotation.

"Come look at the maseta I dropped!"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Maseta

The point where existence isn’t based off biological life.

“Yo I wonder when the maseta will occur”

by Depop40 December 4, 2022