Mase Poes

A way of calling someones mother beautiful

"your mommy's mase poes"

by xgfxgfxgfxgfxgfxgfxgfxgfxgfxgf December 22, 2025

Ma se poes

(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.

Jou ma se poes my bru.

by Dirty Saffa January 21, 2011

jou ma se poes

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes

Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.

by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004

ma se poes

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!

Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Jou Ma Se Poes

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

by GragMasool August 23, 2016

Jou ma se poes

A friendly way of greeting someone in Afrikaans, a language popular in southern Africa.

Person 1: Jou ma se poes
Person 2: Jou ma se poes ook!

by Hans69 September 30, 2021

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009