Mase Poes
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Ma se poes
(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.
Jou ma se poes my bru.
Ma se poes by Dirty Saffa January 21, 2011
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jou ma se poes
Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.
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jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004
ma se poes
A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
ma se poes by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006
Jou Ma Se Poes
A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016
Jou ma se poes
Jou ma se poes by Hans69 September 30, 2021
Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes
"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes by Deezos March 10, 2009