by whothehellcares October 02, 2006
a town south of boston that I moved to last year. pretty much everyone in the town is loaded. but somehow 90% of the kids pretend to be hard ass gangsters. the other 10% are surfers. the town has no projects or ghettos so im confused as to how anyone can be a gangster. the cheapest house would go for 500,000 or more. the town has a lot to do. theres 4 beaches and loads upon loads of hot girls. the class of 2012 is now infamously known for their fight club. all the upperclassmen laugh at them because theyre all faggots and cant fight for shit. the town is cool but the ego is wack. dont move here or youll regret it. all other towns are welcome to hate or fight them.
marshfield kid: yo dipset no homo im from marshvegas bitch
brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.
brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.
by fuck this town July 11, 2008
Marshfield is a small, trashy town just south of boston. They are well known for being outrageously gay and besides for rare individuals, they are complete and utter dirtbags. In there spare time, Marsh-vagans screw their dogs and cats or any other domesticated animal west of the Mississippi. Duxbury a town just south of Marshfield is known for its rich supply or caviar, beautiful estates and incredibly hot babes. Duxbury's partys are also known as the shit which every1 wants to be at and they outscore the trashy marshvagan's pathetic excuses for parties. Also in Marshfields spare time, they go to Wendys, which is the only civil, nice place to be in the whole town even though its still pretty gross and scummy. Marshfield has an awful waste management system that was outdated in thr 18th century making the whole town smell like a heaping pile of warm shit. Marshfield has terrible sports teams and is powned by Duxbury in every sport possible (especially Lacrosse, Football, and Wrestling) excluding badminton and competitive dog fighting, which no one in Duxbury gives a flying fuck about because they know badminton is just gay and dog fighting is for uncivilized douchbags that need an extra buck. All in all, Marshfield is just a real shitty place to live and should be taken off the map because every1 hates them.
- "Whats the difference between a marshfield baby and a baseball?"
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."
-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."
-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."
by Two cool kats from Duxbury bitch! February 09, 2008
A small town on the South Shore of Massachusetts, neighboring Humarock. Marshfield is a great little town, known for its close people and friendly additude. Even though some times kids around Marshfield like to say there is nothing to do in Marshfield, they still love it and would never want to move no matter what. Marshfield is a very open town, letting you do your own thing, without bothering you. For this reason, it is home to such celebrities as Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and Steve Carell. Marshfield residents do not bother them because celebrities are seen as just normal people in Marshfield. For, in Marshfield, everyone is just seen as a normal person.
Out of town kid: Dude, you want to go sneak into Steven Tyler's yard?!!
Marshfield kid: Not really.
Out: Joe Perry?
Marshfield: Nope.
Out: Steve Carell?!
Marshfield: Dude, no. Sneak into my neighbors yard if you want, its no different.
Marshfield kid: Not really.
Out: Joe Perry?
Marshfield: Nope.
Out: Steve Carell?!
Marshfield: Dude, no. Sneak into my neighbors yard if you want, its no different.
by IloveMarshfield August 27, 2005
A small town on the coast of the South Shore of Massachusetts. the neighboring town of Duxbury think they are better than these Marshfield townies, but they are just being up snobs. Duxbury people try to make fun of the Marshfield people but just cant, becasue they have nothing on them. Marshfield is also known for the Marshfield Fair and it's beautiful pictureque beaches. GO RAMS!!!
Duxbury kid- where you live?
Marshfield kid- Marshfield
Duxbury kid- Marshfiled?
Marshfield Kid- a.k.a. Marshvegas
Duxbury Kid- what? Deluxbury is better
Marshfield kid- w/e
Marshfield kid- Marshfield
Duxbury kid- Marshfiled?
Marshfield Kid- a.k.a. Marshvegas
Duxbury Kid- what? Deluxbury is better
Marshfield kid- w/e
by Someone December 31, 2004
by Takeenata February 08, 2011
A small town in the center of the state of Wisconsin, known to its residents, especially those in high school for having almost freaking nothing to offer. a town of approximately 18000 residents and quite possibly the redest city in the whole state (most of the adults in this city voted for george bush, and the high school students arent much better) the high school office provides approved absence forms specifically tailored for student who will be missing a week of school for deer hunting season, and the high school has an umbelievable population of wiggers who have all think they're hott shit, but they're packin nothin; and goths who have been known to make drug transactions in the hallways, other than that though, it has one of the highest pass rates on AP tests in the state and is known for turning out a ton of UW Madison students, so it has its ups and downs, the town is incredibly boring though
Kid 1: "what do you what to do tonight man?"
Kid 2: "um, lets go get drunk, theres nothing else to do in this city"
Kid 1: "yeah, marshfield is so boring, geting smashed sounds good to me"
Kid 2: "um, lets go get drunk, theres nothing else to do in this city"
Kid 1: "yeah, marshfield is so boring, geting smashed sounds good to me"
by Jack Washington May 04, 2006