usually refers to when you sign a contract with a phone company in order to buy an iPhone, etc for way less. It means you have to stay with them for three years or pay loads of money to buy out. You can only upgrade after 20 months into your contract or just buy a new phone at full price. It's like a marriage because your stuck with them if you don't want to cough up a big sum to get out of it.
by MarriageContract September 17, 2011
by D-Monkey March 9, 2018
A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.
by This one human who has nothing October 23, 2017
by LoIzers December 18, 2014
When two men- two women- shit... anyone gets married and then they fall apart and then the other one, listen to me tubbo the other one probably owns a knife or some shit then they go and rob a bank together as frauds.
by Oddit_in_flames November 24, 2020
A marriage pact between two people to get married at a certain point if they are not married at said point in time.
by Secret Agent: Dog September 16, 2015