right after a husband and wife have sex the husband stuffs his penis and balls in his wife's vagina to keep them safe and falls asleep. for homosexuals its in your partners asshole
Mike - " hey bro someone came into my house and punched me in the nuts while i was sleeping, how do i keep my nuts safe at night?"
Jimmy - " that never happens to me because i have a marriage pact with my wife."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.