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Marmitification 

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.
Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

pre-mariticide 

The killing of one's future husband.
John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

Marmiting 

An alternative to "jammin'" meaning just chillin or hanging out.
"What you up to today?"
"Just marmiting, you?"
Marmiting by Tom++Char August 21, 2008

Marmitish 

something u either love or hate there is no inbetween like the taste of marmite
Paris Hilton is marmitish
Marmitish by marmite44 November 11, 2010

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026