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Marlboro Red

hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded
chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too
Marlboro Red by shortkid69 January 9, 2010

marlboro red

G: "hey let me get a pack of marlboro reds"
Clerk: "datz dat real cowboy shit!"
G: "hell yee dawg."
marlboro red by Carl Johnson Ryder February 27, 2009

Marlboro Red 72's 

A shorter cigarette that you can get in a two for 1 pack for cheaper. For college kids who have no money and want a shit load of cigarettes for 6 bucks, and for college kids who are just bad asses. You can get light 72's also they are just as bad ass but menthol's are definitely not.
Patrick got some Marlboro Red 72's for us because he is a poor ass college student.
Marlboro Red 72's by jimmyfallon February 8, 2009

marlboro reds

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.
marlboro reds by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

marlboro reds

Marlboro reds are a popular short filtered cigarette with a smooth taste. Relaxes you and when angry helps calm you down.
Marlboro reds are always in demand, that's why can buy them anywhere.
marlboro reds by Rourke April 12, 2008

Marlboro Reds

Truly the best ciggarette out there. Amazing flavor. There's nothing like sitting back, relaxing, and having yourself a marb red. The smoke surrounds you and you get this head rush, it's like a drug and you spend a few minutes in heaven. Good quality, but considered harsh. Only for the real smokers. If you can't handle the marb reds, gtfo.
"Hey, dude. Need a smoke, I'll lend you a newport"

"Nah, man. I don't smoke bitch cigs, marlboro reds all the way"
Marlboro Reds by Elle Haven October 8, 2008