Marital aid
Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016
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marital aid
1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
marital aid by psiscott April 26, 2006
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marital aid
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
marital aid by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006
Marital Aid
At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.
Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."
Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"
Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"
Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
Marital Aid by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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