Marchtard 

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

Marchtard by C0urante September 13, 2011

Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

Marchturbation 

When you don't get invited to parties during march break so you spend your week masturbating.

I got a lot of needed marchturbation this week, way better than any party I could've asked for.

Marchturbation by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 22, 2016

mactard 

Mactards are people who fall prey to Apple's advertisements, failing to see they are the victims of ploys to get them to pay for a logo rather than superior products.

You might be a mactard if...

1.) You bought a Mac to be different, just like everyone else buying a Mac.

2.) You believe the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

3.) You believe some one else who believes the half truths of Apple's advertisements.

4.) You think the iPad is a "magical and revolutionary" device when in fact such devices have been around for years.

5.) You think the price of an iPad is unbelievable because it is low rather than ridiculously high.

6.) If you think clicking the right mouse is hard, but using esoteric key combinations to get the same behaviors out of a one button mouse is some how easier.

7.) You prefer form over function, bought a Mac and got neither.

8.) You switched to a Mac because you thought Windows was proprietary...

9.) You feel penalized because most apps won't run on your Mac after you bought a Mac with full knowledge that most apps won't run on a Mac.

10.) You insist on using Safari because it is "secure", in spite of the fact it has been shown to be the most insecure browser on a Mac. (Apple is learning from Microsoft on how to make in house browsers...)

and one to grow on:

11.) You have to think of a way to justify any of the aforementioned ways to know you are a mactard.

mactard by recovering mactard March 23, 2011

Leon Marchand 

The biggest name in swimming since Michael Phelps. (Trust me he isn’t) He is currently training under Phelps’ old coach Bob bowman and currently gunning for Phelps’ last individual world record.

Barring some unforeseen circumstances, Leon Marchand will break Michael Phelps last individual world record (the 400 Individual Medley) before 2023 is over.

Leon Marchand by S/he’s just a friend January 27, 2023

moochtard 

A so called friend that mooches off you and acts like a retard as if it never happened.

Don't be a moochtard! Buddy, It's so your turn to pick the tab.

moochtard by Allura August 19, 2004

Marvtard 

A person who enthusiastically loves the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is unable to accept any of its faults.

Person 1: "Do you know Billy actually liked Age of Ultron?"
Person 2: "He's such a Marvtard!"

Marvtard by Anonymous0016 February 14, 2017