marcess

big fat smelly shit

P1: that guy is fat as g i swear
P2: yeah word his name must be marcess

by black guy but hes not black November 20, 2022

Maccessorize

To furnish with Apple/Mac accessories.

Mark just bought a stand for his macbook stand, he loves to Maccessorize.

by joshtaku February 11, 2010

marcussexual

being in love with a guy named marcus who has good style and a amazing taste in music who is also hot

i am marcussexual

by Marcussexual January 6, 2021

Marcass

Nickname commonly used for people with the name Marcus. This nickname is often given to Marcus if they constantly want to party, or if they are assholes, and sometimes when they are assholes who constantly want to party.

1. Question: Who should we invite to our kick ass shindig? Response: Well, definately Marcass, you know he's always up to party!

2. Don't invite Marcass he always gets drunk, kicks peoples ass in beer pong, and then talks shit on everybody. Sometimes he can be a real asshole.

by The Rothchild January 21, 2009

mancession

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

mancession

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

marness

As heard in a New Zealand drink-driving campaign.

NZ Slang for pain in the arse or menace.

"Steve, you're such a Marness!"
"You're a Marness!"
"You listen to a-Marness Morisette!"

by Lord of The Marness October 8, 2007