Maraca short of a Mariachi Band 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

marana high school 

A school where the kids are higher than their grades

The kid is a stoney baloney, he must go to Marana High School

marana high school by YG Kappa December 2, 2014

MARACAS

1. Canister rattles with handles originally made from gourds or rawhide and filled with beads, pebbles, seeds or the like Hand held and played in pairs
2. An important Cuban instrument, probably of African origin, pairs of gourds with pebbles or seeds inside that rattle when shaaken Maracas have the following stages of sound production: energy source: muscle vibrating element: pebbles or seeds resonating chamber: gourd.

My maracas don’t appear either!! (from the Mirmo! tv series)

MARACAS by ozgun September 15, 2006

Sticky Maracas 

A sex act involving jizz covered balls gripped at the base and shaken to fling jizz at your partner.

"Don't let the cum on your balls go to waste, give me a sticky maracas all over my chest"

Sticky Maracas by captycapt November 13, 2020

Marana High School 

The school in the middle of the desert

Where the hicks gather

Where the crackheads partay
And where the Mormons Cult

Marana High School:
“In the ghetto ratata”
“No means no!”

“#MHS tigers roar.”
“#Vape Nation”

Marana High School by anonymous September 11, 2021

Granny maracas 

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

Granny maracas by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016

Marana High School 

A place where the students cant count to their GPAs. This is surprising considering how low they are.

That poor drug-addict homeless man MUST be from Marana High School.

Marana High School by ImAnAverageHuman February 6, 2023