mapoj
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MAPOTI
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!
Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.
MAPOTI
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Example 2
Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!
Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?
Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.
MAPOTI
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Example 3
Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO
MAPOTI
Manoj
Someone who is a super spy. This person can use his mind to bend reality and change it to anything he/she desires. This person can fly, run, and jump to do many cool stunts and tricks. He can also dodge bullets amazingly fast. If you disrespect a Noj, you will die. He/she will hunt you down. They have superhuman hearing powers. They also have amazing spreading abilities in the subject of policy debating.
Manoj by Manojifiedman December 8, 2010
Mapjob
It is a job where you need technical knowledge of an engineer and get the same pay of a Mcjob employee.
Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
Maplin Electonics is a sort of place where you would find alot of Mapjob working for the company.
"Im a student, i work in a Mapjob where i get to solve
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"
complex engineers questions and get paid £4.15 per hour"
Mapjob by Employee X R2 December 28, 2008
Manojism
The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
(or)
-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Manojism by Curtis Easter November 13, 2011