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maple oatmeal...the awsome goodness of oatmeal with the awsome addition of maple combines to form the awsome word...mapo...see oatmean...or blumpkin
Dave and Jack do no believe that the word mapo stands for maple oatmeal
mapo by mj powers October 31, 2006
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Mom + Napoleon = Mapoleon. Nickname : Mapo

A narcissistic mother who is usually short.
Mapo is at it again. She’s always starting shit.
Mapo by I’m right.com September 26, 2021
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Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.

These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1

Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!

Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.

MAPOTI

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Example 2

Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!

Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?

Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.

MAPOTI

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Example 3

Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO

MAPOTI
MAPOTI by RACiE March 1, 2013
"Most Annoying People On The Internet" as defined by YouTube sensation NigaHiga.
Marsuple: "Chelsey instagrams literally every meal she eats."
Razben: "She's such a MAPOTI."
MAPOTI by janette339 February 28, 2013

mapologist 

A persn that studies and makes maps.
I was not sure which direction to go so I consulted a mapologist.
mapologist by mr map April 15, 2008

map o' Tassie 

1. Cartographical representation of the state of Tasmania in Australia.
2. Colloquially, referring to the pubic region especially a woman's. Derived from the fact that Tasmania is basically triangular.
1. and 2. Show us ya map o' Tassie!
map o' Tassie by Elaine October 22, 2001
Pronounced mah-po-tee
YouTuber Ryan Higa made an acronym. It stands for Most Annoying People On The Internet

Jack: That mapoti keeps hating on my videos
Will: Again
Jack: Yep
Jack: That mapoti keeps spamming my videos!
Will: Again?
Jack: Yep, again.
Mapoti by IKnowALot4Real March 12, 2017
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