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Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'
Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!
manzo by Jared April 25, 2005
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A manzo is an incredibly attractive man.
Harry Styles is a manzo.
Manzo by gerryscotti June 22, 2020
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a large gathering of people involving alcohol, food, and possibly strippers
We're going to a manzo tonight, better pick up some beers
manzo by Colonelpsu April 12, 2008
A deeply clueless individual with a frazzled demeanor.
Hashim's boater dad is a manzo.
Manzo by FillyPhil April 10, 2009
When you make plans to get together with someone, and you re-confirm several times only to have them never show up, or they are extremely tardy ultimately screwing up your plans.
I told Rob we were skiing on Friday, Sunday, and Monday. He asked me to get him some lift tix, then he pulled a Manzo, and never showed.
manzo by glibidy January 14, 2008

manzo meal 

Noun (pronounced Mahn-zo Meal)

1. A really big meal
2. The act of eating a big meal.
1. Dammit, man! That's not A meal... THAT'S A MANZO MEAL!

2. Looks like he's gonna have a manzo meal from KFC again.
manzo meal by Buzzed Lightbeer July 26, 2008

Stai manzo 

Stai manzo is an expression that has its origins from Italy. Stai manzo is being directly translated as: Stay beef.. But the actual expression is being defined as: calm down.
Victim: I broke my hands and my ass is itching like the devils horns were stuck in it!!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
Stai manzo by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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