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Manzolike

Similar in likeness or fashion to a loser who gets no play / hoes / bitches.
"You got rejected? that's very manzolike"
by Manzolikemanzo February 28, 2024
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manpoline

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
by Vermonster August 24, 2009
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Mandoline

A girl that doesn’t believe her significant other loves her more than she loves her significant other.
Mandoline, why don’t you understand that Josh loves you more than you do him?
by YvngYao November 13, 2019
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Manlikeisaac

Manlikeisaac is just a fucking ash kaash simp
Manlikeisaac is just as good as one village
by Gonçalo_M_10 February 15, 2022
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Manoliter

Universal standard unit of measure, used to capture the average volume of a man’ ejaculate - about 10CCs.
Karen started seeping from the anus after receiving 5 manoliters during the orgy.
by Flop flips July 31, 2018
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MannLikeNick

MannLikeNick is 5 foot 6
Hahahahah MannLikeNick is 5 foot 6
by Sushie July 4, 2021
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mangolies

Man... Corey doesn't have the mangolies to quite World of Warcraft.
by landrue February 2, 2009
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