Manstruate
Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
Manstruate by Riemer August 4, 2006
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Eric: "I am sick and tired of cleaning up your crap, Paul. Keep it on your side of the room!"
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"
James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"
James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."
manstruate by this_is_my_pseudonym October 25, 2010
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manstruate
To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.
manstruate by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
manstruate
verb: a. when a guy bleeds from his ass every time he takes a poo due to one or more anal fissures
b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business
b. to be in a bad mood all day from the pain of ripping your anal fissure again and bleeding like a girl simply because you have to do your business
a. I really need to see about this. When I manstruate twice a day the pain is almost unbearable, and now I think I'm going anemic.
b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.
b. Sorry, I didn't mean to bite your head off like that. I manstruate daily now, and it's starting to work on my self-esteem.
manstruate by sisyphusticated August 12, 2007
Manstruating
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
Manstruating by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008
manstruationing
manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015
MANstrual cycle
When a man who is normally quite kind and level headed, goes completely moody and rude for a couple of days. They will have all the moodiness and irritability of a girl on her period, hence MANstrual cycle.
Person 1: Jeez, what's going on with Jim? He's never this moody.
Person 2: it must be his MANstrual cycle.
Person 2: it must be his MANstrual cycle.
MANstrual cycle by livelyliv September 1, 2013
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