4 definitions by Uri Bent My Cock.
Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015