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manquief 

When you breathe air in your asshole and than shove an object just a smidge smaller than what is comfortable approximately 2 knuckles deep. At which point a manquief is sure to slip around afor mentioned object. Creating an unmistakable quief sound.
That was a hell of a manquief Becky let out over that 20oz last night hmm? Shoot dang! That gave me a star spangled banner for real! Almost had a cheesepie for the morning
manquief by #ound January 18, 2024
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manqueef 

Tom Brady. That’s it, nothing else needed to define this.
Norm saidTom Brady is a manqueef.”
manqueef by Bad Deb July 25, 2019
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manqueef 

Flatulation of the penis via the urethra. Usually resulting from rigorus thrusting in any such orifice.
Gabe seemed quite embaressed in front of his obese lover after letting go of a liquidy and noisy manqueef.
manqueef by Johnaldballsack September 23, 2006

Manqueef 

A manqueef is one of those sneaky farts that gets trapped in a dudes butt rack, and travels out underneath the balls, usually happens when sitting/laying in certain positions.
"I was trying not to fart, but I ended up letting out a manqueef instead."
Manqueef by JustLik3Me March 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026