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manquief 

When you breathe air in your asshole and than shove an object just a smidge smaller than what is comfortable approximately 2 knuckles deep. At which point a manquief is sure to slip around afor mentioned object. Creating an unmistakable quief sound.
That was a hell of a manquief Becky let out over that 20oz last night hmm? Shoot dang! That gave me a star spangled banner for real! Almost had a cheesepie for the morning
manquief by #ound January 18, 2024
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manqueef 

Tom Brady. That’s it, nothing else needed to define this.
Norm said “Tom Brady is a manqueef.”
manqueef by Bad Deb July 25, 2019
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manqueef 

Flatulation of the penis via the urethra. Usually resulting from rigorus thrusting in any such orifice.
Gabe seemed quite embaressed in front of his obese lover after letting go of a liquidy and noisy manqueef.
manqueef by Johnaldballsack September 23, 2006

Manqueef 

A manqueef is one of those sneaky farts that gets trapped in a dudes butt rack, and travels out underneath the balls, usually happens when sitting/laying in certain positions.
"I was trying not to fart, but I ended up letting out a manqueef instead."
Manqueef by JustLik3Me March 19, 2021
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