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Mank wank 

A wank with marmite.
I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank
Mank wank by Ben is Zero January 21, 2017

A Manky Wank 

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
A Manky Wank by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

mank wank 

A phrase to describe something which is the epitome of everything that is manky and faily in life.
Mary McDonnell's dress is completely mank wank in that photo
mank wank by bazza bossa June 10, 2010

Wango Mango 

Holy Shit Bobby Has a Wango Mango
Wango Mango by DJSmileUp April 3, 2019

Wango Mango 

To Wango somebody's Mango

Take it as you will.....
I wanna wango mango you bro...
Wango Mango by Ndjeic8d March 18, 2024

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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