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Mank wank 

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A wank with marmite.
I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank
Mank wank by Ben is Zero January 21, 2017
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A Manky Wank 

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Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
A Manky Wank by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

mank wank 

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A phrase to describe something which is the epitome of everything that is manky and faily in life.
Mary McDonnell's dress is completely mank wank in that photo
mank wank by bazza bossa June 10, 2010
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Wango Mango 

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The best liquid on earth
Holy Shit Bobby Has a Wango Mango
Wango Mango by DJSmileUp April 3, 2019
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Wango Mango 

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To Wango somebody's Mango

Take it as you will.....
I wanna wango mango you bro...
Wango Mango by Ndjeic8d March 18, 2024
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun 

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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