manko wanko

Female masturbation. "Manko" means "vagina" in Japanese.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, John? You look like you've just had a manko wanko splash cumshot."

manko wanko by Hiroicci August 21, 2017

Mank wank 

A wank with marmite.

I'm going to pick up some marmite from the shop for a mank wank

Mank wank by Ben is Zero January 21, 2017

A Manky Wank 

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

A Manky Wank by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

mank wank 

A phrase to describe something which is the epitome of everything that is manky and faily in life.

Mary McDonnell's dress is completely mank wank in that photo

mank wank by bazza bossa June 10, 2010

Wango Mango 

The best liquid on earth

Holy Shit Bobby Has a Wango Mango

Wango Mango by DJSmileUp April 3, 2019

Wango Mango 

To Wango somebody's Mango

Take it as you will.....

I wanna wango mango you bro...

Wango Mango by Ndjeic8d March 18, 2024