a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
by BABIESwithTITS May 22, 2008

Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.
by davethenooch September 07, 2006

by Joemamma11 May 07, 2008

by regal September 11, 2004

Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
