Manch

a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"

Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.
Hey baby, you look like you could use some manch dressing on that pube salad!
by BABIESwithTITS May 22, 2008
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Manch

Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.
I was tossing Jordonas salad and then I squeezed my manch all over her!
by davethenooch September 07, 2006
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"You're such a manch" (as an insult)
by ManchCreator April 21, 2011
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Troy loves the Manch!!!
by MANCHER September 11, 2004
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Manch

A Man who sucks dicks and balls.
Dude i was at a club last night and this manch came up to me and offered me a BJ
by Joemamma11 May 06, 2008
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Troy loves to provide Manch dressing to all the ladies.
by regal September 11, 2004
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No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
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