A term intended to satirize multiple causes which have grown
popular amongst feminists in recent years that basically boil down to unfairly making
men walk on eggshells, reasons and motivations for which are usually
blown vastly out of proportion if not outright fabricated.
Stacey: "
God Ashley, did you hear Mark during the conference, today?"
Ashley: "I know, manspreading and mansplaining is one thing, but manbreathing,
Ugh! That'
s the worst offense men can commit! Did you know, the American Association of Uncited Statistics claims that men breathe seventy-five times the amount of air women do in a whole day?"
Stacey: "Yeah, I confronted my
husband about it yesterday, asking him to stop breathing for a while to give women more air to breathe. But then, he's all like 'OH, WAAAAHHHH, I CAN'T DO THAT, I'LL
DIE! WAHHHH MY WIDDWE WUNGS CAN'T GO A FEW DAYS WITHOUT THE PWECIOUS AAAAAIIIIIWWWWW!
WAH!' can you believe that?"
Ashley: "That's what happens when you grow up privilleged; equality
will look like oppression to you."
