manbat 

1. A half man half bat like creature, the manbat was previously thought to have been only a mythological beast referred to in stories and fairy tales, not unlike gargoyles, smurfs, yarraman and the mysterious schoolies rapist; dune man. Until recently there has been little evidence to prove the existance of manbats, going only the obscure photographs taken at wild spa parties where people who will remain anonymous got their gear off and made sweet sweet aqua-love.

2. The penis of a man, not to be confused with the penis of a woman. Defined by the man in manbat.

3. A reverse batman.

1. The man bats have been lurking around the farm recently, last week they smoked 3 of my crops and ate my cat stumps

2. Bitch bit the end offa my manbat

3. Batman is nothing but a fakebat, manbats are where its at...

manbat by orgaz January 30, 2006

manbat 

A person wearing an out-of-fashion shirt with wide sleeves, the excess fabric dangling down if he or she lifts up his or her arms, like the wings of a bat.

George is looking like a real manbat today, in that 90s striped shirt!

manbat by ravingrem April 13, 2015

manbat 

Batman is a brooding, highly skilled vigilante who uses his intellect, physical prowess, and wealth to fight crime and uphold justice in Gotham City. Manbat is the exact opposite of that.

Manbat is someone who engages in mundane, domestic work such as laundry, driving kids around, and cleaning the house. While not exactly as exciting at Batman, manbat is still a "silent guardian, and watchful protector"... of the home.

Person 1: Hey! Can you come to the party this weekend?

Person 2: I wish I could, but I need to get a bunch of manbat stuff done around the house.

manbat by WBruce May 5, 2025

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!

While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus by ElectroPig von FökkenGrüüven May 16, 2011

MANbag 

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex

EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)

MANbag by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009

Manatical

A fanatical male.
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him

Worker1: Did you hear that Kate finally got that promotion? She worked so hard for it.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.

Manatical by DontHurryLads February 8, 2019

manband

when a boyband is just so sexy that they’re actual dads they become a manband

did you see that new manband why dont we?
yeah they’re so hot

manband by coriseavey September 18, 2018