Man Waltz 

Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.

"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."

Man Waltz by muscledummie April 15, 2010

one man waltz 

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

one man waltz by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

one-man waltz 

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

one-man waltz by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016