man tool

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

by Rich F December 11, 2006

dirty man tool

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)

Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!

by santo Sucio April 01, 2009

Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

by Forealhater January 04, 2010

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017