man tool 

An electronic device with an elaborate scheme of buttons whose major functions usually include: power on/off, channel up/down, and volume +/-.

Was designed to allow the MALE to eat, drink beer, and change the channel all without moving.

Girl: (watching tv)

Guy: Who the fuck gave you the power to use the man tool?

Girl: (scared and confused, quickly replies) how does this device work?

Guy: Go get me a beer!

man tool by Rich F December 11, 2006

dirty man tool 

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)

Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!

dirty man tool by santo Sucio April 1, 2009

Free Tool Man 

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

Free Tool Man by Forealhater January 4, 2010

I'm just a tool working for the man 

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

I'm just a tool working for the man by papa sal August 6, 2012

tool of the man 

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly

Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man

tool of the man by pie r squared October 17, 2019

main man tools 

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

main man tools by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

Mantool 

He who goes out of his way to please, for fear of being "uncool".

The mantool gave his dog a blow job because his friends told him to.

Mantool by George W. Bush May 14, 2003