When your a tail sticks out of your naked booty hole and lights up the Earth so much it attracts all the girls with a love potion right towards your "sexy" body
"Yo that man-tail's lookin' fine, homie!"
"Yup, it is, and I need to do even more work on it."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.