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Man hands
Man hands by manhandeater December 18, 2010
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man hands
When a woman's hands are large, swollen, and very masculate. Coined by the Television show "Seinfeld"
man hands by CrunkJuiceDC December 23, 2005
man hands
man hands by Luke Brown August 23, 2006
Man-Hands
A creature that claims to be female, but appears to have male genitalia. "She" speaks in a low voice, is constantly surrounded by a hoard of pimply lesbians. "She"/It has been know to bust into houses at night and a**-raping anyone it sees. The only known protection is from a hot girl.
Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.
The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Looking at her for too long (in males) will result in what is known as the phenomenon of a "reverse-boner", when the penis turns inside out and slowly turns into a vagina to be raped by the Man-Hands.
The only know cure for a reverse-boner is to look at some hot girl (or p0rn) and get a regular boner.
Spencer: "Did you know it's national Man-hands awareness week?"
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"
Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
Connor: "No I didn't. I better go download some p0rn"
Jamie: "Ah-h-h-h-h-h!!! I got a reverse boner!"
Andrew: "Look, there goes several hot girls down the hallway, coming out from lunch. FOLLOW THEM."
Man-Hands by The_Shady_Man_13 May 2, 2010
nebraskan man hands
Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy
1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.
2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy
1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.
2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.
example:
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why, sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why, sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!
nebraskan man hands by Nebraskan Ass Kicker June 11, 2013
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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