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Man Flowers 

A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head

Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs
The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer
Man Flowers by Fleshdevice January 8, 2012

man flower 

The errect male cock
My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.
man flower by Ali T April 24, 2003

man flower 

1. A flaming homosexual of the male variety. So extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.

2. Someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a fag, a shaft slapping homo.

3. A term that simply is used as an insult.

4. The cock, the shaft, an erect penis.
Ex.
1. I've only seen a man flower in heat grab as much ass as that slut.

2. Dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes fuckin' gotta be a man flower.

3. You dumbass. . . .<under breath>- What a man-flower.

4. Slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.
man flower by Ashen Skies. September 19, 2003

damn man flower 

Way to describe an especially fragrant male
damn man flower by L-Bo July 8, 2003
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006

Brazilian Manflower 

Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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