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man flowers 

When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

man flowers by Profius March 29, 2008
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Man Flowers 

A Blow Job / A Hummer / Head

Woman Like Flowers Guys Like Blow Jobs
The Missus Gave Me Man Flowers for Xmas it was a real Hummer
Man Flowers by Fleshdevice January 8, 2012

man flower 

The errect male cock
My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.
man flower by Ali T April 24, 2003

man flower 

1. A flaming homosexual of the male variety. So extreme in his ways of the pixy life no one can help but notice his fairy. . .-ness.

2. Someone who is suspected to be a fairy, a queer, a fag, a shaft slapping homo.

3. A term that simply is used as an insult.

4. The cock, the shaft, an erect penis.
Ex.
1. I've only seen a man flower in heat grab as much ass as that slut.

2. Dude, have you heard the way he talks, hes fuckin' gotta be a man flower.

3. You dumbass. . . .<under breath>- What a man-flower.

4. Slap my man-flower you beesh, slap it long, hard and slap it fast.
man flower by Ashen Skies. September 19, 2003

damn man flower 

Way to describe an especially fragrant male
damn man flower by L-Bo July 8, 2003
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006

Brazilian Manflower 

Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.
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