malmqvist

A malmqvist is a person attracted ro a Gutierrez, as defined by Urban Dictionary, on a beach. They tend to be overly competitive for their skill level. Extremely loyal.

"She is such a Swedish malmvqvist. Once she went Gutierrez, she never went back."

"I went to the beach and there was a malmqvist looking for guys with the biggest package."

by Dwyer Pennington October 06, 2023