malmqvist 

A malmqvist is a person attracted ro a Gutierrez, as defined by Urban Dictionary, on a beach. They tend to be overly competitive for their skill level. Extremely loyal.

"She is such a Swedish malmvqvist. Once she went Gutierrez, she never went back."

"I went to the beach and there was a malmqvist looking for guys with the biggest package."

malmqvist by Dwyer Pennington October 6, 2023

malmquist 

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021

Pelle Almqvist 

Singer for the Swedish mod rock group The Hives. The band first broke out in 2000 but haven't put out a new record since 2004.
Pelle is a particularily dynamic frontman who has absolute command over an audience and a very Mick Jagger-esq style. He is most popular for telling his audiences he knows how much they love him and The Hives. He is also known as Howlin' Pelle Almqvist

I saw sexy Pelle Almqvist in NY last year

Pelle Almqvist by Diomedesofcrete August 9, 2006

howlin pelle almqvist 

The sexy and talented lead singer of the best rock n roll band in the universe, the hives. He looks stunning and connects with the audience like no other lead singer can. An absolute genius!

I saw the hives at Sydney BDO, and again at the metro the following night, and was lucky enough to meet Pelle after the show!! It was the best live gig I have ever seen.

howlin pelle almqvist by inlovewithpelle February 11, 2005

Pontus Almqvist 

Joystick rider, great at Fortnite.... tea with milk makes him flabbergasted. Burger boy, everyday, burger, burger, borgir. Called a monkey "nigga" in R6, got praise in voicechat. Hipp Hipp hurrrraaaa!

Cowboy 1: Would you like to ride my joystick ?

Cowboy 2: Heck yea ;)

....

Cowboy 2: Or actually, no.

Pontus Almqvist: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

Pontus Almqvist by okejdåhejdå March 16, 2023