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A malmqvist is a person attracted ro a Gutierrez, as defined by Urban Dictionary, on a beach. They tend to be overly competitive for their skill level. Extremely loyal.

"She is such a Swedish malmvqvist. Once she went Gutierrez, she never went back."

"I went to the beach and there was a malmqvist looking for guys with the biggest package."

malmqvist by Dwyer Pennington October 6, 2023

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malmquist

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021

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Pelle Almqvist

Singer for the Swedish mod rock group The Hives. The band first broke out in 2000 but haven't put out a new record since 2004.
Pelle is a particularily dynamic frontman who has absolute command over an audience and a very Mick Jagger-esq style. He is most popular for telling his audiences he knows how much they love him and The Hives. He is also known as Howlin' Pelle Almqvist

I saw sexy Pelle Almqvist in NY last year

Pelle Almqvist by Diomedesofcrete August 9, 2006

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howlin pelle almqvist

The sexy and talented lead singer of the best rock n roll band in the universe, the hives. He looks stunning and connects with the audience like no other lead singer can. An absolute genius!

I saw the hives at Sydney BDO, and again at the metro the following night, and was lucky enough to meet Pelle after the show!! It was the best live gig I have ever seen.

howlin pelle almqvist by inlovewithpelle February 11, 2005

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Pontus Almqvist

Joystick rider, great at Fortnite.... tea with milk makes him flabbergasted. Burger boy, everyday, burger, burger, borgir. Called a monkey "nigga" in R6, got praise in voicechat. Hipp Hipp hurrrraaaa!

Cowboy 1: Would you like to ride my joystick ?

Cowboy 2: Heck yea ;)

....

Cowboy 2: Or actually, no.

Pontus Almqvist: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

Pontus Almqvist by okejdåhejdå March 16, 2023

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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