Malm 

Malm was originally derived from the black/brown color offered on many furniture items at IKEA. Over the years, the word Malm has taken on and improved the meaning of any word that sounds like it.

You kiss your Malm with that mouth?

Nice to meet your Malm.

Malmy.

Guacamalme.

Don't say Malm.

Malm by This is EZ August 3, 2010

malm 

An expression of sad resignation to circumstances beyond your control. Less angry than "damn" (or anything stronger). More like the word for a sigh. You're deeply disappointed but there's nothing you can do about it. Picture an elderly frog that has been crawling along a pipe for several hours before realising it's a dead end. "Malm."

It is also a range of handleless drawers from IKEA.

Pronounced to sound like the name "Al", but with an m at the end. And at the beginning for that matter.

Hey, these IKEA drawers don't have any handles! Malm.

malm by lezlaig November 16, 2010

Malm 

The ass-kickenest person you'd ever seen.

Damn, look at Malm, he kicks my ass without even tryin'

Malm by   September 4, 2003

Malm 

The act of hitting/scraping a shin from the frame of a bed typically made of wood.

*hits shin on wide bedframe*
“Ow I just malmed myself”

Malm by Malm from Ikea June 30, 2023

linus malm 

Very cool Guy

Linus malm is very cool

linus malm by Gangsterboi December 11, 2016

MAXYM MALM 

Maxym Malm is the type of person to be a little bitch, but also he is a charming little boy, I just want to have him for a snack

I want to just eat up a Maxym Malm

MAXYM MALM by anonymous July 7, 2024

malmquist 

a fucking bitch

“She’s such a Malmquist.”

malmquist by ThatBobbyBitch January 21, 2021