maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

malteaser

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteaser head

Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.

haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.

by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006

Malteaser

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

by rona8z November 22, 2009

malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

by maryanne bob May 18, 2007

Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.

-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010