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Molementum

Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.
Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.
Molementum by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018
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Molement 

A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.
Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.
Molement by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011

malemeltoe 

When a man's pants are so tight that it splits his balls apart, also know as "splitting the boys in two".
He must be from Brooklyn, look at the size of his malemeltoe. He must work out look at the size of his malemeltoe.
malemeltoe by dick laroa April 27, 2011

malevent 

/mæl ɪˈvɛnt/
The gaseous emanations from a cat that smell of death and mice.
That was a bad, bad event. You smell like fluffles after eating probiotics. And fluffles has a malevent aura at the best of times.
malevent by animalhugger June 3, 2017
what rhymes with pavement??
mavement.
fuck.
mavement by lavlyn4 October 4, 2021

Malegnant 

Loud, excessive or annoying noise.
Stop being so malegnant!!
He is talking very malegnantly
That noise is quite malegnant.
She walked in very malegnantly.
Malegnant by JHZkdkjlgm.fhmb,n March 17, 2022