Molementum (Noun)

The inivetable anomaly which occurs following ones first participantion of taking a mole (a bong hit of weed and tobacco).
Molementum begins after an individual takes his or her first mole. Subsequent to this, the individual will begin taking exponentially more moles (or chops) leading to the ultimate downfall of that individual into Wookdom, this is also known in common Colorado vernacular as “The Tragedy of the Mole”. The word Molementum alludes to the similar word momentum. As in momentum, an object picks up more and more speed as it encounters a steep slope, with molementum, an individual enters a exponential relationship with moles, taking more and more after the initial drop.

Man 1: Did you see Pete take his first chop a week ago?
Man 2: Yeah, he’s gaining a lot of molementum. I bet in a week he’ll be on welfare, spending all his money on Spirit Tobacco, Weed, and glass pendants.

Molementum by MuffinSlayer1345 December 16, 2018

Related Words

malemnent • malemeltoe • Malegnant • malevent • mavement • Melement • Molement • Molementum • male gentials • Male identified

Molement

A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.

Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.

Molement by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011

malemeltoe

When a man's pants are so tight that it splits his balls apart, also know as "splitting the boys in two".

He must be from Brooklyn, look at the size of his malemeltoe. He must work out look at the size of his malemeltoe.

malemeltoe by dick laroa April 27, 2011

malevent

/mæl ɪˈvɛnt/
The gaseous emanations from a cat that smell of death and mice.

That was a bad, bad event. You smell like fluffles after eating probiotics. And fluffles has a malevent aura at the best of times.

malevent by animalhugger June 3, 2017

mavement

rhymes with pavement

what rhymes with pavement??
mavement.
fuck.

mavement by lavlyn4 October 4, 2021

Malegnant

Loud, excessive or annoying noise.

Stop being so malegnant!!
He is talking very malegnantly
That noise is quite malegnant.
She walked in very malegnantly.

Malegnant by JHZkdkjlgm.fhmb,n March 17, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026