making chili 

The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.

Dude, bitch, I be fuckin' making CHILI outta dat girl's ASS all day LONG, tho.

making chili by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019

making chili 

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

making chili by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

Making a Pot of Chili 

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.

Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.

Making a Pot of Chili by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018