making johns 

making excuses. see no johns. Used mostly in the SSBM community.

"He said he lost because I counterpicked Corneria, but everyone knew he was just making johns."

making johns by LBK! of CIC December 11, 2006

making papa johns busy 

A form of cyberharassment in which people collectively call local pizza places on behalf of a victim, after having their home address doxxed. Like a less dangerous and purely inconvenient form of swatting.

The forum can't seem to stop making papa johns busy any chance they get.

making papa johns busy by unknown_user351 December 19, 2022

John Maxing 

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

John Maxing by John Klerr December 5, 2024