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makare

1. the craziest girl of all time, often goes by the name makmak
2. a famous energy drink
3. big tall nba center named stoudemire
4. typical mcdonalds burger
1. girl: "omg wtf is she doing is she CRAZY?!?!

guy: "idk what on earth is wrong with that girl but im pretty sure her name is makare"

girl: "LOL did you see that?! that girl just did a back flip on a skateboard while juggling 5 hotdogs on a unicycle!"

guy: "thats such a makare thing to do"

2. guy 1: "man im so exhausted right now imma go get myself a makare sweat"

guy 2: "yo get me one too bro i gotta replenish my energy"

girl: "DAMN you are energetic today! did you just drink a makare sweat?"

guy: "yeaaaa i was feeling crazy so i chugged a bottle"

3. guy 1: "whos your favorite nba player man?"

guy 2: "makare stoudemire"

4. girl: "im soooo hungry right now but im broke as hell!!"

guy: "go get urself a big mak"
by bigdaddyinthehouse October 6, 2013
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Gamzee Makara

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.
Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
by Telekinesia June 25, 2013
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Gamzee Makara

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"
by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012
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Mayared

A word once derived from the jungles of africa to describe destruction due to the hungness of an elephant, the human african males were thought to have somehow inherited this gracious gift and had a reputation of injuring other females. This tool was also used for protection to chase away other predators!
check out that that girl over there in that wheelchair shes just been mayared!
by Bongoe December 18, 2011
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Makarios

Two Greek words put together, Maka-rios. Extreme-happiness. Ecstatic-bliss. Blessed. Blessing. Abundant joy. Godlike levels of joy.
Makarios are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
by Azriella November 26, 2013
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Macarena

Cute
Sweet
Sexy
Thick
Funny
Crazy asf
Great personality
Juicy lips
Cake
Always smiling
Helpful

Fine asf
Shy when it comes to guys or people she doesn't know

Got an attitude when people mess with her
Bad temper
Loyal
Sings all the time
Silly
Mature when she has to be
"Macarena is the perfect girl you'll fall in love with"
"Yes I love Macarena already "
by Teehee_the_best_friend September 22, 2016
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Makari

He is kind
He is cute
He is sweet

He is loyal

He can be annoying Sometimes but he is also funny at times, and is a real good athlete.
That boy is a real makari.
by G.O.A.T TV October 6, 2019
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