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"Hey, you from Albania?"
"Nah, I'm a makalbo."
makalbo by makalbo January 5, 2017
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An all around funny guy. He will disturb everything peaceful to make a joke. Was probably addicted to “that’s what she said” jokes at some point and it shows. A good friend that will listen to your worries. Fun to sit next to if you like not getting any work done. Sitting on the edge of all teachers hating or loving him. Likes math, probably. Speedy. He will give you paper if you are nice enough but also steal your paper if you are nice enough. Teases all, no one is safe. Mispronounce his name in many different ways. Overall cool dude to be friends with.
Guy 1: Where did my pencil case go? And where did all this paper come from?
Guy 2: Someone here must be a Makalo...
Related Words
To insult someone's son/daughter hood.

You son of a makalov!!
Makalov by Moonlitewriter January 7, 2007
To insult something generally, but usually for being an idiot of some sort
The girl yelled at the guy for reading her diary:"You Makalov!!"
Makalov by Moonlitewriter January 7, 2007
That is such a Makaloa move!
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Makalohe 

Extra sexy big shlogn
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makaleonia 

She is a very pretty and smart girl. Very nice , loyal,and sensitive but if you try to play with her it wouldn’t end well because she always get her get back .Makaleonia is a player so don’t never take her as a joke because she don’t play she gets down .
Ouuuu who is that pretty girl?
oh her?? that’s Makaleonia.
She fine anit she?
heck yea!
makaleonia by whodat?Ohdatsme November 19, 2023
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