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The interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. Only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of November, July, and April, except on the third saturday of said months. If this Saturday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. If you misspell 'majiks' to the common 'magicks' you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
No single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. If a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.
Denier-of-Soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

Do you have the majiks I asked for?

I wouldn't touch that majiks if I were you, it might explode.
majiks by Mazi November 13, 2004
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When someone does something so amazing and inexplicable, they're beyond magic. They are majik.
The way she looks at me gives me a real feeling I've never felt before. She's simply majik.
Majik by BirdHalen October 14, 2015
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Monkey Majik 

A japanese pop/rock band from sendai consisting of two canadian brothers named Maynard and Blaise Plant. The band has been rather successful for a band started by two forieners, and has a rising fan base out in japan.
The line for monkey majik is:
Maynard:Guitar/vocals
Blaise:Guitar/Vocals
Tax:Drummer
DICK:Bassist
Monkey Majik by Toilet man January 13, 2009
Majksa is a Czech dude who is a fan of the Czech football club "Sparta". He hates Slavia a lot. Majksa is also a Developer for the Cubecraft Translation Team and a Czech Translator. He's 17 at the time of writing...
Person1: Majksa is such a Sparta lover
Majksa: Very True
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Zouis Malikson 

A buddies ship name of Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson whose fighting over Harry's ass. Their friendship is so pure. They used to be so close.
fan 1 : "Hey! I love Zouis Malikson so much! They're so cute together!"

fan 2 : "Yeah, they used to be partner in crime!"
Instead of Magic, just write, type, spray paint, piss draw, or whatever "Majik"
Majik by ☆MaJiK☆ May 7, 2008
Crudely misspelled "magically."
The magician pulled the rabbit out of his hat majiklee
majiklee by blind July 12, 2004
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