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The interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. Only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of November, July, and April, except on the third saturday of said months. If this Saturday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. If you misspell 'majiks' to the common 'magicks' you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
No single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. If a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.
Denier-of-Soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

Do you have the majiks I asked for?

I wouldn't touch that majiks if I were you, it might explode.
majiks by Mazi November 13, 2004
Refers to an unprecedented amount of luck that an individual possesses at any one time. Usually involves pulling off an impossible stunt that will lead others to believe that you have the favor of the Gods.
It is not pronounced magic, magick, or majik
"How did you do that!? I shot you in the face!"
"Dude, I'm Majick."
Majick by The Majick March 15, 2008

majckstops 

A group of friends who like to constantly text and talk in a group chat. Very close to each other and do things together all the time.
Did you hear about the majckstops? Yeah, great people.
majckstops by Mjgross69 June 8, 2017

Majickal Ramen Noodlez 

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.
Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!
Majickal Ramen Noodlez by Leiko October 7, 2004

danny magicks 

Referring of course, to the spectacular, otherworldly tingling sensation you get when ever the great Danny McBride performs a particularly heinous act of comedy, exhibits sexual prowess, drinks fine scotch and smokes cigars or somehow inexplicably manages to survive a killing stroke in the outrageously entertaining videogame Super Smash Bros: Brawl. You want to hate him for his awesome, but you just can't.
Noun

(While watching a film, such as Tropic Thunder) Oh my, I am so over come by his Danny Magicks when he pushes those buttons and shouts"big ass titties!" It leaves me hot and bothered.

Adverb

(While playing Super Smash) CURSE YOUR DANNY MAGICKS!!!
danny magicks by Poontor June 4, 2009

majickian 

Owner/operator of the "Majestic ruins".
Majickians majestic ruins
majickian by splintax July 13, 2007