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The interwebular knowledge of all things knowledgable. Only applys to .net sites, and does not apply in the months of November, July, and April, except on the third saturday of said months. If this Saturday should occur to have a friday in the same month after the event, a festival will be held, and you muct take a photograph of yourself in a chicken suit if you cannot attend. If you misspell 'majiks' to the common 'magicks' you will most likely be called a weiner, because you are not a very good pirate.
No single person can define who has majiks, it must be held before a council of elders, a minimum of 8. If a person boasts publically about having majiks of any sort, they may be executed (banned) before a large audience, and ridiculed to hearts content.
Denier-of-Soup has no majiks, as he is a fake.

Do you have the majiks I asked for?

I wouldn't touch that majiks if I were you, it might explode.
majiks by Mazi November 13, 2004
Refers to an unprecedented amount of luck that an individual possesses at any one time. Usually involves pulling off an impossible stunt that will lead others to believe that you have the favor of the Gods.
It is not pronounced magic, magick, or majik
"How did you do that!? I shot you in the face!"
"Dude, I'm Majick."
Majick by The Majick March 15, 2008

majckstops 

A group of friends who like to constantly text and talk in a group chat. Very close to each other and do things together all the time.
Did you hear about the majckstops? Yeah, great people.
majckstops by Mjgross69 June 8, 2017

Majickal Ramen Noodlez 

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.
Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!
Majickal Ramen Noodlez by Leiko October 7, 2004

danny magicks 

Referring of course, to the spectacular, otherworldly tingling sensation you get when ever the great Danny McBride performs a particularly heinous act of comedy, exhibits sexual prowess, drinks fine scotch and smokes cigars or somehow inexplicably manages to survive a killing stroke in the outrageously entertaining videogame Super Smash Bros: Brawl. You want to hate him for his awesome, but you just can't.
Noun

(While watching a film, such as Tropic Thunder) Oh my, I am so over come by his Danny Magicks when he pushes those buttons and shouts"big ass titties!" It leaves me hot and bothered.

Adverb

(While playing Super Smash) CURSE YOUR DANNY MAGICKS!!!
danny magicks by Poontor June 4, 2009

majickian 

Owner/operator of the "Majestic ruins".
Majickians majestic ruins
majickian by splintax July 13, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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