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Maita
Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.
Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019
Mitali
Mitali by Ilovemitsss May 2, 2018
Maialen
A Maialen has two sides. A sweet, loving side, and an irritating side. We love Maialens, but they aren't always one sided. You are very lucky to know a Maialen since she will love unconditionally and her heart will be broken but she won't tell you a thing. She absolutely LOVES to have deep talks because she will listen and talk and you will love her in ways that can't be expressed in enough numbers, words, or anything. Consider yourself lucky to have a Maialen as a friend.
Maithli
Maithli is really amazing and sweet girl. Also sassy and savage and can roast people nicely. Many boys like her. She is very pretty but never accepts good things about her and thinks she is bad. She is smart and unique but people never appreciate her. She is cute and good and talented at many things .Maithli has a very weird sleeping pattern. She is a gift from the heaven. Hold onto her for as long as possible because nothing can make you happier than Maithli. She is a lucky charm and will make you successful. Take good care of her and don't let her go. She is a fairy in the form of a human. So whenever you come across a Maithli acknowledge her and feel lucky that you have met a Maithli.
Maithli by hachimitsu arigato December 15, 2021
marital outsourcing
Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"
David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.
marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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