mail order bride 

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

mail order bride by xntrc October 12, 2005

Mail order bride 

Mail-order brides traditionally hail from developing countries most famous country is Russia. When the collapse of the Soviet Union {1991} a large number of eastern European women advertised themselves on the net to get a better life, primarily being from Russia, Ukraine and Moldova. Making most people think Russian females are mail order brides. And the people who buy the women cannot get one of their own {They be fat,ugly,crippled,retarded etc etc}

David is a loser, he is buyin a mail order bride

Mail order bride by DamnEvan August 9, 2008

mail order bride 

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

mail order bride by mephisto May 28, 2003

Mail-order booty call 

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

Mail-order booty call by Wesleyan October 3, 2007

Mail order bride 

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

Mail order bride by 459395 March 28, 2023

Mail order husband 

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

Mail order husband by 459395 March 28, 2023

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play 

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020