mail man 

A hustler who takes in the cash money like bags of mail. See E-40's album "The Mail Man".

I hope I don't go back to slangin' yayo, slangin' yayo, to get my mail." (Like a mail man). - E-40

mail man by Woodrow14 September 13, 2007

mail man 

a drug used by dogs to chase the mail man every day. hints the name mail man.

i gave some mail man to my dog last night.

mail man by asaaa2 March 22, 2008

mail man 

a person, who, throughout their school lives, rely on notes from their parents to squirm out of everything possible.

omg charles has got a note from his mum saying he cant do sport because his fragile skin may get fryed by the harsh sun. what a mailman.

mail man by Tovarich May 24, 2005

Mail-man syndrome

When a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.

the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little Bobby is a ginger.

People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"

It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.

Mail-man syndrome by Your Mail Man January 18, 2010

mail man surprise 

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

mail man surprise by A.W.J. July 8, 2009

Tom the Mail Man 

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.

Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is

Tom the Mail Man by 2extra May 11, 2021

mail manipulator 

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

mail manipulator by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025