mahogany canoe 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

mahogany canoe by s english February 9, 2005

mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.

mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohogany canoe 

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

mohogany canoe by zach cristler August 23, 2007

the mahoganey canoe

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.

I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.

the mahoganey canoe by hevabomb86 January 9, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022