mahogany canoe 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

mahogany canoe by s english February 9, 2005

mohogany canoe 

a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.

mohogany canoe by pseudonym2589 October 24, 2008

mohogany canoe 

when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.

mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.

mohogany canoe by zach cristler August 23, 2007

the mahoganey canoe

When a man freezes his shit and then later uses it on a female companion as a dildo.

I totaly gave julie the mahoganey canoe last night.

the mahoganey canoe by hevabomb86 January 9, 2008