magpile

When your balls fall out of your shorts while sitting, crossing your legs, or just horsing around.

Johnny magpiled while sitting on the couch and all who saw were sickened by the sight.

by Dr. Daniel January 6, 2014

Magpiely

Magpiely, short for Magpie-like, is the largest fashion & beauty retail brand in Bangladesh.

She went shopping at Magpiely today.

by GhostHitman007 March 31, 2023

magpie syndrome

An irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. If a shiny object is ouside of a sufferer's grasp it will usually result in an strong, though usually short-lived obsession over it.

Me: Master Chief's armor wasn't nearly as shiny as you said in the Halo 3 trailer.
Ray: yea it is it is sooooooooooooooooo shiny
Me: Magpie syndrome

by phort99 May 25, 2006

Magpied

When a known person swoops in and takes the person you have been chatting up and wanting to take home. The magpie is usually sensational.

I was going to get with this bird and then Dave magpied me.

by Max Pacity April 24, 2022

Cock Magpie

Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.

Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"

by *jace* March 2, 2010

manpile

A pile of men formed when a ball or other object is thrown and all participants attempt to land on and secure the ball. The game can be played with as little as 3 people or as many as 20. Manpile is a game created by the WP clan of Exeter.

Person 1 :How did you break yor arm Person 2 : I was playing manpile with 3 of my guy friends.

by Tyler Lambert March 9, 2008

Magpie

Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.

Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc

by Gaxx May 25, 2006