magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda but as a drag king). he is a natural at the toss-toss and desperately needs to transform like a magical anime girl. he is a nerdy girl in an american high school movie hiding behind glasses who just needs a glow-up and all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER he's a lesbian. he also doesn't need hrt - hrt needs him. he sprinkles a trail of fairy dust wherever he goes. we all know and love magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

magical girl bertram by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

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magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

magical girl bertram by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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