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magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)
magic hands by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011
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magic hands

the name given to one with the ability to play the drums like John "Bonzo" Bonham. The greatest rock drummer of all time. Another word for this status is "Bonzo Jr."
"Ladies and Gentleman, Josh "Magic Hands" Franx with...Moby Dick.
magic hands by Josh Franx June 2, 2004

magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)
'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'
magic hands by musicmadjones June 23, 2006

dr.stranges.magic.hands 

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor
me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

Magic Handshake 

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.
"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

Magic Hand 

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".
I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
Magic Hand by Feaz January 12, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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