magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)

Sean has magic hands!

by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011

magic hands

the name given to one with the ability to play the drums like John "Bonzo" Bonham. The greatest rock drummer of all time. Another word for this status is "Bonzo Jr."

"Ladies and Gentleman, Josh "Magic Hands" Franx with...Moby Dick.

by Josh Franx June 2, 2004

magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)

'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'

by musicmadjones June 23, 2006

dr.stranges.magic.hands

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor

me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

by the.awkward.asian September 20, 2021

Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.

Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!

by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.

"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004

Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".

I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.

by Feaz January 12, 2007