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magic hands

the name given to one with the ability to play the drums like John "Bonzo" Bonham. The greatest rock drummer of all time. Another word for this status is "Bonzo Jr."
"Ladies and Gentleman, Josh "Magic Hands" Franx with...Moby Dick.
magic hands by Josh Franx June 2, 2004

magic hands

nickname for someone who gives bloomin' good massages (in a non-kinky way!)
'ooh that feels nice on my neck Magic Hands!!'
magic hands by musicmadjones June 23, 2006

dr.stranges.magic.hands 

illegal in 72 countries, but that’s irrelevant. a simp for natasha (who can blame them) and a talented picrew editor
me: dr.stranges.magic.hands is married to Natasha Romanoff

some idiot: dr.stranges.magic.hands is actually illegal in 72 countries-

Magic Handshake 

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!

Thora Hird's Magic Handbag

Slang term for Dimesmeric Antiphosphate, a narcotic frequently known as cake.
"Yo, booyashaka! Just scored a lid of Thora Hird's Magic Handbag! Sorted!"

Magic Hand 

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".
I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.
Magic Hand by Feaz January 12, 2007
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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