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Magnesium Citrate 

Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way
Magnesium Citrate by Gaythor October 29, 2019

Magnesium glycinate 

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.
Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

macnesium 

adj/noun/verb

1. Someone or Something Awesome
2. The Element(yet to be)Discovered By A Legendary Chemistry Teacher
3. To Be Doing Something Awesome
1. That Cake Was Macnesium
2. Macnesium - (Mc) or (Mc2 When Diatomic) - Can Bond With Anything - Is Covalent and Ionic - Has a + and - Charge - It Is The Only Element Not On The Periodic Table
3. He Was Macnesiuming In Front of His Peers

oxygen magnesium 

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.
Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!
oxygen magnesium by Kevin December 6, 2003

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium 

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium, or TP-MeMgCl, or 2-thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride is made from 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. It's a grignard reagent and an intermediate that can be reacted with acetonitrile to form TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone). Then Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Average mass
156.916 Da
Monoisotopic mass
155.965088 Da
Tony: I synthesized Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium by reacting 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene with magnesium turnings in diethyl ether. I replaced the diethyl ether with dibutyl ether and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone)

Magnesium Pie 

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.
"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
Magnesium Pie by C L G June 28, 2018