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Maskstapo 

The brownshirts of the covid-19 pandemic and usually severely infected with little hitler syndrome. Not only do they aggressively and condescendingly enforce compliance with mask mandates (even against their neighbors), but ensure that others are wearing an approved mask and that it is worn they way they want. Some are also known to use their contacts, or position in the media to make anti maskers look like the followers of Satan (even though they are not) and if all that wasn't bad enough they want everyone to wear masks forever and throw a tantrum everytime someone proposes lifting any mask mandate.

Is also a slightly less cutting way of calling someone a mask nazi
Bill got scolded by a local maskstapo agent, when his mask briefly wasn't covering his nose...

Maskstapo agent Karen was found to be publically seig heiling a face mask. Much to the disgust of those around her.

Felix was blocked from going into McDonalds, because the maskstapo guarding the door didn't approve of his mask.
Maskstapo by Spuench Boeb March 6, 2021
Related Words
Short for mother fucker. Used by J-Roc on the Trailer Park Boys.
I gotta get some food up in ma pony, mafk!
mafk by AnabolicJ July 21, 2006
Ship name for Mark and Jackson - two of the fluffiest members from the Korean band GOT7.
They are so gay for each other.

The love between them is unmistakable to miss.

#marksonOrNEVER
Person 1: Who do you ship from GOT7?

Person 2: Markson all the way! They are the real OTP.
A Crazy Russian who is known for smashing paintings and drinking 90% Russian Vodka
Oh did you hear about Makss smashing the paintings
makss by NINETY PERECNT February 12, 2017

Maskstapo 

Karens who go around yelling at others to put masks on, even though masks on the healthy do nothing to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Apparently, the NE Journal of Medicine “doesn’t understand science” as much as your next door neighbor, posting on Facebook. Stayed tuned to YTOM, as we will be discussing the Maskstapo and why this is all a bunch of nonsense virtue signaling. It
Maskstapo by Mike Del Sol July 30, 2020

marksexual

This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.
Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3
marksexual by literally mark lee October 14, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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