2 definitions by Doc_that_guy
The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
When you cum in a girls mouth, she holds it for a few minutes, then kisses you and tries to blow the cum in your mouth.
So my girlfriend gave me a blowjob and let me cum in her mouth. She waited a few minutes then came up for a kiss and tried to blow my cum at me. Nice try bitch, Try to snow rim me.
by Doc_that_guy February 25, 2021